I grew up being constantly torn apart by the daily struggle of trying to straddle my two great loves: math and reading.

After calculating that my chance of making a paradigm-shifting discovery in mathematics was roughly .00198273%, I decided to pursue a career in the closest possible field: advertising.

In my spare time, I still pursue my other passions: french fries, falling asleep everywhere, making sarcastic comments under my breath, and building furniture.

You can always pick me out of a crowd - I'm the one wearing all black preaching to anyone who will listen about The Great Dolly Parton.